$CRILLA ROLL$

THEY SAY THEY NEVER MISS YOU TIL YOU'RE DEAD OR YOU'RE GONE!

2007-12-21T04:36:00.000-08:00

Pt 2 of the most amazing $crilla ever. Thanks to everyone at Revolver - Sarah, Camillo, Ransom, Ben, Ruden. Tania, my bar staff for supporting $crilla from day one! Burn Crew for the art work and makin my flyers look so dope, the promo team who got the billboard posters out and anyone that stepped foot upstairs to Revs on a thursday night and continued through the quiet times to still make $crilla what it was!!!!

LAST $CRILLA EVER - PT 1

2007-12-21T03:20:00.000-08:00

Well it was a day of celebration (my Charles Barkley 34th) and also an end of an era with the decision to lay the much loved $crilla Thurs @ Revolver. We gave it our best shot and kept the punters happy for just under a year with some dope beats, hot dj's, plenty of pick ups, shitloads of drink cards, patee thai foods, randoms, families and pool sharks. I jus want to send a MASSIVE thanks to all my DJ's (HANS DC, MUGEN, CWD, OOHEE, DUCHESZ, MS BUTT, BONNITA, SAUCEY, CLUSO, ASTYLES, SIMON SEZ, DELTOID, SKATTERMISH, LOOT, MATIK, MACRO, YOUNG STEEZY, GRILL COSBY, EVET LEAN, THIEF AKA GSAN. Also massive props to my crew,SLOANE, EMMA, JAZZIE FIZZLE, DILAN ENGLISHESSSEZ AND BEC (AKA PUSSY POSSE), BIG SIME, BRONNIE, TODD, CAINO, REAGAN, GARY, MEMPHIS, BLONDE EMMA, JIMMY JAMES, TIM, SAHIL, BULUT, CARLY, GEORGIA, BROOKE, SOPHIE, HAYLEY MEI and everyone else I failed to mention...dont worry my memory is shot, but you all mean the world to me.
I look forward to bringin the party to Friday nights with my new residency on Friday nights at Revs as part of Ransom and Paz' "Late Show". Watch out for A-Styles comin on board as my rotating guest along with other cats to keep Fri's rockin the start to your summer weekend.
Stay tuned for a heap of exciting new projects comin from YO!MAFIA PRESENTS, with a monthly Thurs hip hop night especially for the ladies (wink wink) at Revs starting DEC 31st called "THE HOOD" and some other ish comin to you from jan/feb.
THE TAKEOVER CONTINUES!!!!

AND NOW, THE $CRILLA $HOT$

$CRILLA $HOTS - LOST FILES PT 2

2007-09-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

This blogger thang is so retarded..it keeps crashin on me, so uploadin pics is takin for evs...so Ive cut this up into two parts

Lets hope its all smooth sailin now!

$CRILLA ROLL$ - THE LOST FILES PART 1

2007-09-27T20:28:00.000-07:00

Yo, so you all know how slack I am gettin these pics up..but when I do, I DONE DID IT!!! This is a collection of the last month of photos that I have never published. Apologies to all that have been hangin to see themselves on this fabulisto blog!!! Take it out on me when you see me next!

And now $CRILLA $HOTS - THE LOST FILES PART 1

TOMORO TAKIZAWA EXHIBITION

2007-09-27T19:57:00.000-07:00

Yeah so this was prolly 2 months ago, but I just found the pics. Ive been slackity slack...but they're here now, so stop ya bitchin!
Tomoro is a frikkin legend, and even partied hard with us at Favela the next night. Two thumbs up for the yellow leather jacket yo!

SCOTTIE B @ REVOLVER

2007-09-27T19:26:00.001-07:00

One of the highlights of my year has been supportin the beast that is Scottie B. Cap, Tee, Baggy Shorts, Sneakers, and a dope ass DJ...It was like lookin in a future ball into the next 10 years. If I can be anything like this man in 10 years, I will be a fulfilled woman. The man is a farkin genius, flawlessly mixin every song!!! It was a dope ass night!

FAVELA ROCK 17

2007-09-26T05:05:00.000-07:00

Im still sufferin....Favela always takes at least a week to get over...so here we are

Awesome night. Mad Props to all those who gave me prizzops for my set and also the frenetic mixtape. Its strictly for the ladies..JUST LIKE ME

I got so many flashin titty shots on my camera but they will be filed away so all you ladies that were prolly off chops when you flashed...all is on the DL baby

Pounds to JNR MAFIA who found her way in most shots of the night! Our afterparty was killa..and the video evidence is hilarious.

Here we go yo!

GIMME THE LOOT!!!

2007-08-31T01:00:00.001-07:00

The best farkin $crilla since Au$crilla Day Eve...we killed it yo!!!
Thief doin his polish jazz thang for the dinner crowd, Mugen flamin thru 600 million songs a minute and meticulously mixing anythin and everything, and Hans bringin it all home in the style that only he knows how!!! "the ultimate party starter" Rodney Fingers!!!!
Killer night and cheer for all the props on the 90's hip hop jammy set. It was time to give it back to my crew that rock up night after night
Big sime, Dilan Englishessesss, Caino, Gary, Reagan, Rodney Fingers, Boon, James, Silky Fox, Bronnie, Emma, and oh so many mo!!!
Big ups to everyone that contnues to make $crilla dope dope dope. Jus when you think its gun die, it revives itself!

Props to Dilan Englisshess and Boony for the pics yo!

FAVELA ROCK 16 : BARELY LEGAL

2007-08-29T20:16:00.000-07:00

YO!!! Another mad killa night, with over 600 peeps comin thru to make it yet another massive Favela Rock. Props to the kids that fed me Coronas all night and to Hayley Mei for gettin me a cab home!

Shit was hectic yo!

Oh and dont forget, $crilla tonight at Revs yo!! The sun is shining, its too gold!

FUCK HAPPENS!!!!

2007-08-12T21:45:00.000-07:00

Jus like the new mishka tee, Fuck really does happen...and Fuck me..$crilla was PAAAACKED!!!! Duchesz unfortunately had to play to a non existant dinner crew...thank fuck for her NZ peeps holdin it down and drinkin and keepin the vibe alive. But come 10pm...shit got HECTIC and we had one of $crilla' busiest nights ever. No thanks in part to the hotness that is MIXA!!!! Props to Timmy who made me book Mixa after hearing his underground jams at Blue Bar. But FUCK YOU Timmy for lashing at 12 on the dot, as Mixa was ready to rumble...last time I do shit for you...(I joke, I joke!).

Anyhoo....lets get to the $hots!

FAVELA ROCK 15 - AND THE BEAT KEEPS RUNNIN RUNNIN!

2007-07-29T21:34:00.000-07:00

Faaaaaaarrrrrkkkkk...Ive got three words for you..VODKA, PINEAPPLE AND MALIBU!Also known in some circles as an ILLUSION...these three words combined were the death of me saturday night, as I drank at least 8 tallies of illusion and then managed to DJ...and yes, took it back to the old school jams of reppin the mic while spinnin...note to Will n Evet...next time dont leave a mic and mic stand anywhere near me while I play! AWESOMENESS!!! The Killa Queenz repped HARD for us ladies with all my girls and I wavin our hands so fuckin high in the air we touched the sky....these girls are the TRUTH and big props for the mixtape...itll be sure to get major play in my sets. Props to the Opulent Fam for puttin on another KILLA party...these shits just keep gettin better and better...it was BY FAR my best one yet! Anyhoo..waffle waffle...lets get to it!

MAFIA FASHION.COM!

2007-07-26T10:44:00.000-07:00

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Peep the pic above..yes Im that farkin hungry Ill eat the Bathing Ape x Superskates...now click the pic bitches and check my interview at melbournestreetfashion.com
Yes, Ive finally made it...I am Mafiafashion.com yo!!!!

Big ups Alistair for makin it happen!

SCRATCH IT UP QUEEEN!!!!

2007-07-23T23:33:00.000-07:00

Finally a new Muff Daddy mix yo!!!

Its got a whole mix of shit like new Common, Guru, Timbaland, some crunk, some R&B - only good R&B tho...not that Soul Clap/Brown Sugar shit, backpacker slangers, and a whole lot of awesome and crap mixin done by ya fave muff...da daddy!

Download it now yo!

NEW MUFF DADDY MIX UP NOW!!!CLICK HUUURR!!!

I GOT A MELANOMA, IT SMELLS LIKE HAM

2007-07-22T06:45:00.000-07:00

Yeah well it may have been the MC comps in the front room, with Nicotine takin the prize.. no smoking laws outsed in the front room, we had it on lock out back with $crilla keepin the aussie bogans noddin to CWD,Perplex and Smitten. Anyhoo...who cares..its $crilla $hot$ time....
And now the $crilla Shot$

$NORTIN $CRILLA!!!!

2007-07-22T06:08:00.000-07:00

Ok so once again I slacked off on the posting but ive been spending all my $crilla on a smashin new MacBook...snortin it and makin it...thats how I roll.
Lets go
$crilla Roll$ yo!

ITS BAAAAAACK!!!! $CRILLA ROLL$ BLOG BIZZACK!AKA BORN ON THE 5TH OF JULY

2007-07-05T08:49:00.000-07:00

So yeah I know...were did it go? Where the party pics of the usual suspects..its like your fave show got taken off the air, only to be bought out by a better company and brought back BETTER THAN EVA!!!!
Oh and my cam got stolen...so now i finally have a new fancy japanese digi...so lets get to it!
The CREW IS BIZZACK!!!!

FAVELA 13 - MAFIA DONE DID IT EDITION

2007-06-10T20:46:00.000-07:00

Yeah yeah...I cant believe it took me this long to upload the Favela pics...wtf? Im ususally the first to upload and now its nearly time for Favela 14. So before anyone else bites my head off and clogs up my myspace askin for pics...im gun take this queens bday to celebrate the fact that I DONE DID IT!

The PUSSY POSSE were in full effect...these tees are collectors items...there are ways to get em...use ur imagination!

AND NOW THE REST OF THE CREW..WOOT WOOT

FROM WORKING GIRL TO LADY DJ EDITION

2007-04-28T18:56:00.000-07:00

Yo, this was a CELEBRATION bitchez. My last day of working FULL TIME, no longer on the grind...living the dream of bein a full time DJ, so this was the night to get LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE. 20 drink cards later and two tokes of a joint and I was flying HIGH BALLIN!!!
It was kinda a progressive party with pit stops in between...the boys fucked off to Blue Bar while the Pussy Posse held the dance floor to my JT hour...we luv JUSTIN!
shit got looser later in the night...and after doin 3 shots in a row with em at the bar...(yes, bitch...they was CURDLING!!!!) I could no longer keep afloat.
Thanks to the ladies for holdin it down...Bonnita(mamajammer), Duchesz(I swear you was a lesbian...my gaydar was way off with you!) and Ms Butt(what can I say...my partner in loosness and sluttin!)

AND NOW THE $CRILLA $HOT$

FAVELA ROCK 12 - I LEFT MY VOICE IN EL SUEGANDO

2007-04-25T03:14:00.000-07:00

Holy shit stain!!!
Anutha hectic night with the minimalist of promotion. Those Opulent boys know how to throw a mu'farkin party. The joint was jammed from wall to wall with so much Supreme proddy, we can now say the shit is overground. Bless to all the girls I made out with and slutted on..wink wink..you know who you are...MAFIA was certainly in fyne form..not so much @ 4am when I dj'd..but fuck what a lead up!
And the reason for the title? Kenny will have my back on this one..one full deck of ciggies in my lungs and my voicebox is shot to hell!
Anyhoo...once again my mind is mush and tryna think of ish to write after a Favela Party is like tryna get ya squirt on with a small dick...

Here We Go!

PARTY AND BULLSHIT AND NO WORK FRIDAY WOOT WOOT!!!

2007-04-25T01:32:00.000-07:00

$crilla got off to a late start with the crowd easin its way in around midnite...I was in a slight panic dj'n to a slightly empty room, but trusty bar baby Em kept tha dranxxx flowin while I busted out jams for the bar staff! Then Dilan (Pussy Posse) and the Sneaker Boys (Tim, James, Silky, Mitsu,Hans..) plus a host of randoms, including the boys fave jailbait...the 18year old Meg and her trusty ho friends rocked up and the PARTY WAS ON!
Ended up bein a DOPE night and I lasted til the break of dawn, with a quick stop over to the studio to get passively blazed...

AND NOW ONTO THE $HOT$

The dope stylins of Lozaliscious!

Tash aka Mini Mouse on her first night...girl is so dayum cute ya wanna put her in ya clutch and carry her around!

The hottest drank with the hottest bar baby!ALIZE X EM = TRIPLE MEOW!

Cant keep the camera off Loz...its glued to her eye..BLOG IT BLOGIT!!!

Mu-gen and his dinner set...woot woot!

AND NOW THE CREW ROLL$ IN AND $CRILLA BEGIN$!

THE LOOSE EDITION AKA GANG RAPE'N ON THE DANCEFLOOR

2007-04-17T04:35:00.000-07:00

Holy shit, could this night get any looser!
If you were'nt there you missed out! not only did you miss the chance to get your freak on with the over easy 18 year old meg, you missed the chance to thank your fave bar baby emma for all those nights of hasslin her ass for a drink....one night off and t was all on for us to treat that ill biatch to a crazy party...$crilla stylee!
From last weeks antics, $crilla is switchin shit up and HAS become THE one and only night to consistently make you call in sick on Friday......and I know a few of you who are sufferin this week. to all my peeps holdin down the flu this week as a result of the HECTIC week we had...this ones for you!
And now the $crilla $hots

OH YO SIMON,..WE KIDNAPPED THE ROGUE STATUS HOODY YO!

FAVELA ROCK 11 - SHIT STAINS N BONG DREAMS!

2007-04-11T01:44:00.000-07:00

Yep the title says it all...and those involved will know what i mean!
I cant be assed writing somethin funny,.cos frankly im so tired that a shit stain is funnier than me.

So here we go!

SET IT OFF..WE BACK IN EFFECK!!!PUSSY POSSE EDT PT 2

2007-04-06T18:49:00.000-07:00

Holy shit...talk about bringin out the kids on a shit rainin night. Missy may have said "i cant stand the rain"...but my $crilla crew defied the shit weather to make this one of the most HECTIC nights Ive had so far. Packed from the get go, with the mashed up 80's sounds of Miss Dj Fader, Dj Deltoid was the HIT of the night keepin the usually quiet 12 til 2am crowd jumpin jumpin, and then Hans DC once again bringin the flava til close. All reports say that this night is becomin the next big thursday night..and its all due to you guys that come week after week and support $crilla on tha $outhside and make shit the most enjoyable night of the week fo' me!
Enuf talk...lets go to the $crilla $hots!
THIS WEEKS $CRILLA $HOT$ ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY AUSTRALIA'S HOTTEST IT GIRLS, THE PUSSY POSSE...WE'RE TAKIN THEY'RE SHIT TO THE NEXT LEVEL...WATCH OUT FOR THE TSHIRT LINE, BLOG AND MYSPACE COMIN VERY SOON - STAY TUNED!

GHOST RIDIN IN GHOST TOWN

2007-03-27T04:03:00.000-07:00

Shhhhhhhhhhh......erryone preferred the shit sounds of the biggest little midget, rather than the phattest little midget...yeah we had to have one..ashit quiet night, but my pussy posse sans Beck were still in effeck and the Aer boys held it down as usual.
Extra quiet cos the ever loud bar bitch emma was sick with the flu...but you know what...we all got shit to make up for for last week...so come down this week as Dj Fader/Deltoid/Hans DC and Mafia fuck shit up on the dancefloor.
I tried to get some shots os the dude that rolled in around 2am...cowboy hat, midriff,, tight lee jeans and boots...with all of his 250 pounds of luvin packed into one hot package, but i was scurred dude would take me out!
you really have to stay the whole night to get the picture of what happens to revolver after 1am...its on some other level shit!

And now to the short but sweet $crilla $hots

TWO FO ONE!!!

2007-03-17T03:23:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Ive been busy, my life is hectic...you're all sick to death of hearin that...but to get us all up to date, Im a put the last 2 weeks pics up in the one post.
Firstly 8th March saw the fabulous Ch-Ching'a Dan Loot bust out some crazy ass remixes of the hottest tunes on the market today...shit was hectic, then Sine Language's Skattermish took it to the next level for the late crowd, bustin out even mo mash ups of some delicious tracks!and...as always CWD was there to lend a helpin hand, givin me a half hour break as he busts out some Boy George..who knew?

Then it was onto MARCH 15th with PARTY STARTER Danny Cool and all round good guy, converted sneaker collector and my brother in crime MU-GEN..keepin the shit goin til 5am!Bizaare night,, with a packed room at 8:30pm then it cleared at 12am only to pack out again at 1am....Revolver is a crazy place to be!
Big ups to Emma for gettin us all drunk and broke with all the dranks....that vodka mojito is my DRANK!!!!
Props to Jules for slippin the chanel bling on my finger...im yours forever baby!

Chanel bling courtesy of Jules!

And this is when the night started goin pear shaped and Mugen and I got crazy loose!

shit Mugen get me the magic eraser!

Aaaaaw shit...its startin to git loooooose!

...and the martini shot..Mugens crack is BACK!

$CRILLA - THA PUSSY POSSE EDITION!

2007-03-12T04:46:00.000-07:00

Give tha digi to the Pussy posse and this is what you get!
A night of total hectic craziness with my boy CWD bringin the mad crowd, as always....and Hans DC keepin the joint pumpin til 5 in the morning...shit was off the hook and I got so loose I lost a couple of hours!

Anyways, you guys have waited long enuf for the $crilla $hots...so here we go!

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME..I SHOULDNT HAVE LEFT YOU

2007-03-07T04:28:00.000-08:00

OK, excuses excuses...but believe me its been a hectic fortnight...not a minute to spare and ERRYONE has been hittin me up "Mafia Mafia...where the $crilla $hots at?"
So finally, Ive uploaded the first lot from Feb 22nd...it was welcome back Memphis, the big kid rocke dit at Magic in Las Vegas...and got his Paul Wall on with his grill!there will be plenty mo photos to come yo!...but its late and i gotta get up and hustle at 8am!
Keep checkin back, but dont hold ya breath til sat for the rest!

I need more hours in my day yo!!!

And peep my profile in INPRESS...full page baby!

And now onto the $cilla $hot$

FAVELA ROCK X - POUR LES FILLES

2007-02-17T01:39:00.000-08:00

Awwww shit what a mu farken night that was. Was it me or were there waaay too many peeps on waaaay too many disco biccies!
Ladies were gettin hit on left right and centre...where was my luv????hahahahhaaaa
Young Steezy got his Kevin Costner on when he took out some sleeze for hittin on his Lucy, his sis...now thats a fuckin top brother....my nipples actually went HARD watchin him take the loser to the ground with one swoop of his elbow..HOT!!!
Every other venue around Melbs would have been dead, cos erry one was at Favela Rock 10 gittin their MACK on...(say what Mitsu....talk about Return of the mu farkin MACK!!!).
CWD killed it, but of course..its a given...boy wonder even dropped some Britney and Madonna pour les filles
YOUNG STEEZY took it up about 600 notches withn a blisterin set of bmore/electro bangers..just in time for all dem PINGAZ to really kick in!
MU-GEN, Favelas newest recruit did a dope solid set of cuttin n scratchin with one of the HOTTEST intro's you ever heard...SESAME ST mu FARKA!!!
I represented the ladies and pulled out a lil new jack n shit...had the time of my life
YADDA YADDA YADDA....ITS PHOTO TIME YO!

$CRILLA!!!- WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN...

2007-02-17T01:26:00.000-08:00

Crazy farken night not helped by the fact I was TOASTED on Asahi before I even rocked up thanks to the Schwipe exhibition at Carlton Club.
Shit went down, $CRILLA got MAD hectic....
Mugen busted out an awesome set, no doubt thanks to all the SNKRFRKR boys who turned up...so he had peeps to impress...and that he did.
Young Steezy, proddy king brought out the dopest ol school trax mixed in with some classic crunk. SHIT WAS AWESOME
But I aint gon front...I had to bounce early as the drink cards took their toll on my boday!!!!
And now, brought to you by Boy Wonder CWD aka Camera Wiz DJ!!
$CRILLA SHOT$

$crilla!!!- LA FAMILIA AFFAIR FEB 8TH 2007

2007-02-17T01:03:00.000-08:00

Yo, props to all the kids that turned out to make anutha dope night!
Mad props to Lil Kate aka Dj Fader for bringin the west coast party vibe to the decks...do I hear chinos and flannel shirts mu farkas!!
Miss Butt takin it to the hottest crunk level with one of the tightest crunk sets Ive heard in a whiles
Tom Tom (ms butts broski) for keepin the vibe alive when shit was dyin down!
Once again Geeves aka Big Sime aka Mitsu was in effeck with the SNKRFRKR boys...showin luv week in week out!
YEZZZZZIIIIIR!
NOW ONTO THE $CRILLA SHOT$

GITTIN PAID IZ OUR FORTE!!!- THURS FEB 2ND

2007-02-06T02:03:00.000-08:00

Anutha dope night of crackin jams, dope times and breakin neckin sneakers...well it was SNKRFRKR TAKEOVER night...waht with Mugen (Air 180 King), CWD (SNKRFRKRS #1 DJ) and HANS DC (vintage luva!).

Big poppa props to Soph and Tob from www.redhotay.blogspot.com for partyin til the wee fuckin hours with me, even tho we all had the killa 8 am starts!

Be sure to check this weeks line up of Ms Butt (PLAYERS BALL, GHETTO FABULOUS, MIXTAPE DANCE OFF) plus her bro TOM TOM (TRUE LIVE BABY!!!)

dont forget shizz is FREE erry thurs, $3 POTS, $4 CHAMPERS!

(I hear on the grapevine its DAKOTA 501 TAKEOVER time this week...HOLLA!!!!!!!))

And now...

$CRILLA $HOT$

AU$CRILLA DAY EVE-THE JUMP OFF!

2007-01-26T00:22:00.001-08:00

YO, what a fuckin CRAZY ass night!!!

We showin the $OUUUUUUTH-$IDE how to get mad loose!

Props to all my hotties (Pussy Posse say what...), my sneaker boys (so much HEAT on the FEETS, necks were broken all night long), my AMAZINGLY talented Dj's CWD, OOOHEE, MU-GEN n PAZ, for holdin the party down from the lock!

Mad luv to my girl Sarah from Revolvs for hookin this night up...we creatin history yo!!!

THE TAKEOVER BEGINS

Erry Thursday at Revolver on chapel st...FREE ENTRY...and the ONLY place you'll find the most premium Crunk/Hyphy/Bmore/Party Jammin Dj's.

Peep the $CRILA ROLL erry week for photos, crazy shit n updates!!!

$CRILLA SHOT$